Graylinn

It was prom night. You could barely contain your excitement as you let the tiniest squeal escape your lips. After a long week of anticipation, it was finally here. The night you had been longing for. You suddenly stopped mid-step. You realized it just then. How could you have forgotten something as important as this? It was, besides the dress, the most important thing on the list from prom. A date. How in the hell could you have forgotten to ask someone to the prom? Your heart sank as you knew all the good dates would have been taken. You suddenly considered not going. Slipping off your shoes, you walked back to the couch and slumped down

 You shift position, trying to stretch your sore, heavy limbs with a groan. In fact, you felt sore all over—even deep within your lungs. With an impatient huff you try to escape from the mass of quilt you find yourself snarled in, squirming about and shoving it down while you pulled your legs free.  It’s as if I’m a wriggler all over again,  you think harshly, tired and annoyed with the world. Once free you take a moment to rest, rubbing at the bruises on your chest. Your eyes roam about the respiteblock, taking in the mess of Fiduspawn paraphernalia and damp clothing littering the floor. The events of yesterday—you th

You were sitting at home alone, as usual. You had popped a bowl of buttery popcorn and thrown in your DVD of ‘Wayne’s World.’ It was one of your favorites, and you hadn’t seen it in awhile. Besides, you weren’t one to go out on Saturday nights. You preferred staying home in your fortress of solitude, and you figured everyone else liked it that way, too. As you threw some popcorn carelessly into your mouth, you cellphone rang. You paused your movie and checked the caller ID; it was Dave Strider. Of course, he was one of the only people who ever called you on a Saturday night. He always tried to get you to come to

"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT (LAST NAME)!" "So that's what happens..."       Wanna know what's going on? Then I'll tell ya. You, being the epitome of curiosity, button mashed the ectomachine and managed to swap bodies with the fuming Cancer troll who just so happened to walk in the room at that EXACT MOMENT.        Anyway, you gave yourself a once over, paying special attention to the ass horns. You had always wanted to find out their particular function. You'd always assumed they were for mating purposes and when you rubbed one, well, let's just say suspicion's been confirmed.        Karkat, who's been lamenting over this predicament, didn't n

   It was a beautiful easter day and you were out with your best friend, and slight crush, Karkat Vantas. Where were you exactly? The petting zoo your friend Nepeta worked at. She had told you that the week before a bunch of chicks had hatched so what better to do on easter. Of course Karkat had been telling you what a stupid idea this was the whole way there. "Really this is the most stupid thing I've ever heard of doing on easter" Karkat said for the millionth time since leaving your house. "Just shut up would you. We're here ok" you said rolling your eyes. You bought your tickets and walked into the petting zoo. "(Name)! Karkitty! I'm s